haaa ni ade beberapa ucapan dr seorg VIP yg xbrape nk khatam bahasa malaysia.. cannot blah btol la..
1) Samy Velu on pos laju “BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI”
2) The one on TV when trying to say he was ashamed, he said: ‘Kemaluan saya besar’
3) On drugs, “Jangan hisap dada”
4) Samy said in a ceramah, “ Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong di sini”, one pakcik asked, “Datuk, sini xde sungai, buat ape bina jambatan?” and Samy glorious replied, “Kalau xde sungai, kita bina sungai!” –what the hell nk bina sungai..
5) Samy’s favourite quote on national tv “Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. U ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!”
6) During the water shortage crisis: “Semua org diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!”
7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: “... marilah kita semua menderma dara..”
8) During the opening speech of various function: “... selamat dtg saudara-mara semua..” (supposed to be “saudara-saudari”)
9) At an opening ceremony: “mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain”
10) And lastly, u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS? Because PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy.. ;)
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